Dog catching UFO
(by timpractical with acknowledgment to Douglas Adams)

Ich habe ein Nutellabrot geklaut!
(“I snatched a Nutella bread!”)

Lions in the shade

Moo-shoe Pork

Free to good home: kitten or husband.

Honey please, just calm down.  Let me explain...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil

Smoking chipmunk

Zion Canyon S.U.V.